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Beachtag Invitational

For those keen golfers out there, take a look at our fantastic Beachtag Invitational Packages to the Magnificent Paradis Resort.

No we are not joking, April was a long time ago. Ask Sharon how you go about securing your place on the trip as it promises to be an absolute fun filled festival of friendship, laughs at the best place on Earth. So whether you want to go with a few mates or clients or colleagues, take the chance while you still can.

For our other followers out there is lots on the go with the reopening of Troux Aux Biches, school holidays on the horizon & the mad rush for December. So whether you are still suffering from a World Cup hangover or not, there has never been a better time to ask us for a quote. Dream catcher will look after your every need & more.

My World Cup - hangover With apologies to David Beckham

David Beckham is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a 'tragedy'. One little boy stands up and offers that if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street and a car came along and killed him that would be a tragedy. "No," Beckham says, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved..... that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Beckham. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent, none of the children volunteer. "What?" asks Beckham, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says "If an airplane carrying David Beckham was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy." Beckham beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy "because it wouldn't be an accident and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."

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